I have had numerous requests for Kent's green bean casserole recipe, so here it is.
Buy 3 cans of French cut green beans, two cans of mushroom soup, one can of fried onions. Send them with your mom to your sister's house.
Sister assumes she is to put together the casserole. However, in the meantime during the three hour drive on Thursday morning, talk about how you are going to make the casserole and that you forgot your recipe.
When you get to your sister's, you learn that it is all taken care of. Try to hide your disappointment.
The result? Success.